When Shall We Three Meet Again?
Mar. 8th, 2011 10:40 pmTitle: When Shall We Three Meet Again?
Author: Brumeux (
brumeux77)
Pairing: Bill/Charlie/Ron
Rating: NC-17
Genre: PWP
Warnings: Incestuous threesome
Word Count: 3,927; but there are 309 words of quotation, making my contribution 3,618 words.
Summary: Scotland. A desert heath. Fog and filthy air. Three wizards meet. But instead of prophecies about the future of the Scottish monarchy, there’s Weasleycest.
Author’s Note: I’ve quoted a paragraph each from three fics. For the purposes of my story, yes; but also as a lure for you to go read the excellent pieces they come from. There are links at the end of this piece, the better for you to find them. Many, many thanks to my beta, M, who found (amid other things) an enormous plot hole almost before the story began; and to E, who filled it in.
Title: "Three Freckled Redheads"
Artist:
foryourstereo
Pairing: Ron/Bill/Charlie
Rating: PG
Media: Digital
Artist's Notes: There are more written, but basically the illustration revolves around this scene.
When Shall We Three Meet Again?
Curse breaker, Auror, dragon wrangler. One on medical leave for injuries, one on leave because stress was making a breakdown imminent, one simply on holiday from a physically exhausting job. It doesn’t really matter which was which. What mattered was that we three met in a little cabin on a desert heath in Scotland—and very glad to have just made it in time to shelter from the thunder, lightning, and rain of a chilly summer storm.
Bill and Charlie were still admiring the elements when I came back from a quick look around the cabin. “Uh, guys—didn’t the landlord say there were three beds?”
Bill had made the arrangements. He answered, “Of course. I wouldn’t have taken the place otherwise. Two bedrooms, three beds.”
I grimaced. “Then he lied. The bigger bedroom only has one big bed, not two singles.”
“We’ll manage,” Charlie said. “It’s all family.”
“Yeah, well, it’ll take a bit of managing,” I went on. “The bed in the other room is under a window that was left open. There’s a year’s healthy crop of mould growing on and in the mattress.”
“What?” cried Bill, rushing in to see it with his own eyes.
“It’s fairly foul,” I muttered to Charlie. “Good thing I’ve got a strong stomach, eh?” I laughed.
Bill returned fuming. “I’m going to call that Paddock bastard and get our money back.”
I looked at the bare mantel. “Unless you brought your own supply of Floo powder, mate, you’re not calling anyone.”
“Even better. In person I can get our money back and then strangle him. I’ll just Appa…”
Charlie grimaced. “Except the Apparition wards to keep previous guests from returning uninvited keep us from leaving, too. In this muck you’ll never find the ward boundaries, let alone your way back.”
Bill’s curses were lengthy and inventive.
We had known we’d be responsible for our own food, so we’d brought plenty along. On the other hand, we hadn’t expected to find that every pot and pan in the tiny kitchen area would be crusted in the residue of meals past. Lucky we were wizards—and had had Mum for a mum—so we knew spells to clean those up, unlike the mouldy bed. We’d be just as likely to set the thing on fire as dispel the mould.
Finally, tired from our travels and full of our supper we were ready for bed. It was the work of a moment to Transfigure the bed into one of a larger size, but there was still the matter of getting into it. Easy for Charlie to say it was all family, but as far as I could remember none of us brothers had shared a room, let alone a bed—always excepting Fred and George. And then there were pyjamas. Or rather, there weren’t. I hadn’t brought any and Bill was apparently used to sleeping in the raw, since he hooked his thumbs into the waistband of his pants; but he’d only moved them about half an inch before he caught our eyes. He had a sort of “I’m not going to be the first” look and snapped them back into place. Charlie? Charlie, for all I know, might have been accustomed to wear a clinging silky negligee—because by that time my attention was already caught up in a different question: with three people, one of them had to be in the middle. Squished by the others, with no room to spread out. (And I’m definitely a stretcher.) Stymied if you needed the loo in the middle of the night. And who would it be?
It wasn’t even open to a vote. Bill and Charlie pulled rank as older and therefore the middle spot was mine. We all climbed in in our underwear and settled down to sleep.
Exhaustion caught up with me, I guess. I just know I was out as soon as I climbed into bed and stayed out until morning. Maybe I was unable to stretch out, maybe I was haplessly squished, but if so I was happily unaware of it.
We didn’t pay much attention to the weather the next day. We had plenty to catch up on, as it had been I don’t know how long since we’d all been together. New and ever more complex and devilish—and fascinating—curses devised by the ancient Egyptians. The observation of the bizarre courtship rituals of a species of dragon that had never before bred in captivity. My own tales of the continued deviousness and deviance of Dark wizards. And of course gossip. Mostly my gossip, since Bill and Charlie knew most of the people I had to talk about.
That night of course, just as I had dreaded, I woke up needing the loo. I found Charlie snuggling his head on my shoulder with his hand wrapped around my forearm. I detached him as gently as I could, then turned to attempt crossing Bill without waking him. Only to find that even asleep he had his hand shoved into his pants working on an impressive erection (not that one would expect anything less than impressive from a Weasley). I managed to get over without significant contact, and by the time I got back Bill’s hand was resting on his chest and Charlie was facing in the opposite direction. The rest of the night was uneventful.
I was up first in the morning. Bleary-eyed, scratching his belly and rubbing his hair, Charlie joined me, yawning, “Where’d you get to, young Ron?” Then he saw I was munching granola bars. “Ooh: gimme,” he said and reached for one.
“Geroff, arse!” I pulled them into my lap to keep them from him.
“I’ll do you later,” he griped; and poked around for his own breakfast.
I finished my bars and was soon drumming my fingers on the table. “Why did we come up here again? I’m bored already.”
Just then Bill wandered in.
“Oh look.” Charlie bowed in his direction. “His lordship deigns to join us.”
Bill gave us an annoyed look. “I feel like I haven’t slept in a week.”
Really he did look a bit like death warmed up. But that was no reason to let him off lightly. I snickered. “Well, if you will spend half the night wanking…”
“I wasn’t wanking!”
“What would you like me to call it when you’ve got your fist shoved down your pants to pull on your hard-on? That’s the lovely sight I had to deal with when I woke up in the night.”
Bill’s response was a two-fingered salute.
He started rifling the pantry while Charlie and I laughed.
The fog had thickened overnight so that a person standing at one corner of the cabin wouldn’t be able to see the next corner, and it only worsened throughout the day. There was no question of going out: you’d be disoriented and lost in thirty steps. And like I said, we hadn’t thought to bring Floo powder.
We hadn’t really realised how much we’d been expecting long walks in the summer sunshine to get us energised and ready to get back to life. The weather had left us almost completely unprepared. Exploding Snap can only keep you entertained for so long. Gobstones likewise. Not surprisingly, neither of them would play chess with me, but they tried each other for a while.
“Three to you and three to me,” said Charlie after a while.
“And three to me just on principle,” I added, an edge to my voice because of boredom.
“Calm down,” said Bill. “Didn’t Harry give you some Muggle games?”
I’d forgotten the sack Harry had Reducio’d for us. I had good hopes, seeing as he’d spoken well of them; but it seemed he hadn’t really thought about there just being the three of us. He’d put in things with names like “Cluedo” and “Apples to Apples” that we found needed more than three players to be enjoyed properly. And he’d put far fewer things in that sack than I’d thought.
In the rota we’d set up for fixing meals lunch was my job. I stretched out making sandwiches as much as was humanly possible just because it was something to do. And we ate slowly, and I did the washing up slowly. But despite my efforts to shorten the coming afternoon, it promised to be a repeat of the morning. Everyone’s nerves began to fray.
When time came for dinner it was Charlie’s turn. He started on stew, but at Bill’s comment that it smelled like it was made with frog toes and lizard legs Charlie threw a spoon at him and walked off, leaving Bill to finish.
The day was not a success. And even though it looked fair to be a dismal night too, we turned in early.
I kept waking up from Charlie’s nudging, but I’d just dislodge his hand or give him a little shove and he’d move off. The last time, though, he had his arm clear across my chest, and his leg was slung over mine with the knee pulled so far up it was pressing against my dick. His cheek was rubbing gently against my shoulder and he was murmuring something I couldn’t catch; and his hard cock was rubbing not so gently against my hip. In the meantime on my other side, Bill had his pants shoved down to his thighs and was bashing the bishop and moaning while his head moved from side to side. There was an occasional “yes” mixed in with the moans.
Rampant hard-ons and sleeping sex to my left and to my right, and pressure on my prick—well, you’d get hard too, wouldn’t you? But I put my brothers out of my head. Instead I put Hannah Abbot on my right and Terry Boot on my left; both, as I knew from experience, attentive and flexible lovers—although I’d never been with both at the same time. So I imagined Terry’s tongue in my mouth while Hannah stroked my cock; alternating with Hannah’s tongue and Terry’s hand—and all the time Charlie’s knee providing real stimulation in lieu of their hands—it wasn’t long before I shot. And before I could get to my wand under my pillow, Charlie’s frotting had got him off too. So I cleaned my own spunk off me, and Charlie’s off him, his pants, the sheets, and me. And I should have known better than to bother putting my wand away because I had to take care of Bill’s mess as soon as I had.
How I was going to get through the week with orgasms surrounding me I had no idea.
Staying in bed—alone—the whole next day was unfortunately not a realistic option, so thank goodness Bill had an inspiration before we could start hating each other. He conjured up a book. It seemed so obvious once he’d done it and Charlie and I immediately followed suit. I had a couple of books on Quidditch and Quidditch players waiting for me on the table next to my bed at home, but somehow Harry and I had found ourselves promising Hermione that—as a birthday present to her—we’d read Hogwarts: A History before September so we could talk about it with her. As I reluctantly pulled up a copy of it I just hoped I could stay awake. Harry and I love her dearly, but there are times when having an obsessive bookworm for a best friend has its drawbacks. I expected it would be just as boring as the day before had been (after all, whether in Hermione’s favourite book or in Professor Binns’s class, goblin wars are goblin wars), but it would be a completely different kind of boring. I wouldn’t be getting on my brothers’ nerves nor they on mine.
Bill fetched a book he said was hilarious: supposedly about wizards (although no wizards anyone would have thought imaginable) at an Unseen University. Like Hogwarts? I wondered; that Muggles can’t see? Charlie said he taken something at random. It turned out to be something like a collection of short stories about King Arthur—“except,” he said, “in some lunatic world where Uther is still alive, and Arthur is living with him, and—” he nearly choked laughing “—and Merlin—Merlin is Arthur’s servant!” It did sound like Charlie got the best deal.
The way things had been going, that night I was half expecting a big purple dildo being wielded on one side of me and some auto-fellatio on the other side. But Bill’s dreams were apparently peaceful and innocent; and while Charlie did cuddle up to me, he was turned on his other side—I got his back and his bum pressed against me, but no nuzzling or rutting. But the expectations had me unable to close my eyes, sure that things would start happening the moment I did so; and they also had me half-hard. I did not have a restful night.
Still, the next day was better. Bill started reading some of the funnier bits from his book, and Charlie finally shared with us the fact that his book was pure pornography. It turned out that Merlin was not only Arthur’s servant, but his lover; and they were having sex nearly non-stop.
“Listen to this,” he said.
His prince—no, his Arthur—is seated on his bed, completely naked and stroking his cock. There are many words he can use to describe his Arthur: intelligent, arrogant, assholely, commanding, self-destructive. But the only word that comes to mind in this moment is beautiful. Arthur is a study in contrasts: flat planes and gently sculpted muscles, bare matte skin and dense blond hair, wildly passionate and fiercely focused. Watching Arthur work his gorgeous cock in the early morning light makes the heaviness of the past eighteen hours in a very busy castle dissipate like clouds.
Prince. Naked. Wanking. Yeah, that gave me a tingle where it counts. Fortunately there was the rebuilding of the Astronomy Tower to convince myself I was not really turned on—I mean listening. But then:
“Oh, this one’s even hotter. They’re actually fucking.”
Feet pulled up, Arthur dug his heels in, feet slipping on the sleek wood of the floor as he thrust up into Merlin. Merlin moaned, pushing down hard, driving Arthur deep inside, fingers digging into Arthur’s shoulders and there was nothing better than seeing Merlin lose control, to see him desperate and needy, his skin shiny with sweat, shirt hanging off his shoulders, his hard cock jutting forward. Arthur slid his hands over Merlin’s lean thighs, fingers gliding over slick skin and then he took hold of Merlin’s cock.
This was not good. Topping from the bottom is a special turn-on for me. I hadn’t had a lot of chance to do it—Terry really preferred bottoming from the bottom. Still… There was more than a tingle this time. I crossed my legs hoping Bill and Charlie wouldn’t notice I was hard.
But Charlie was quiet. Bill had finished his book and had conjured another by the same author. “Hey! You won’t believe this: Death is a major character. He walks around talking. Not that anyone can see him. He…”
Charlie broke in. “A virgin! Arthur’s a virgin! Merlin hasn’t shagged him yet but…”
Merlin looks at the blond head bent over his cock and wonders dazedly if it’s the feel of Arthur’s mouth, uncertain but growing more sure, or the sight of him bent over and taking Merlin’s cock that makes him shudder. Curling a leg over Arthur’s, Merlin holds as still as he can, petting Arthur as he opens his mouth, the head sliding over his tongue, and it’s unbelievably good. Running his heel down Arthur’s calf, Merlin whispers, “God, yes, that’s good, Arthur, take more, you can do it,” and losing his breath when Arthur does. Stroking shaking fingers over Arthur’s cheek, Merlin fights the urge to close his eyes, wanting to see Arthur do this, the first time anyone’s ever breached that perfect mouth.
That was it. I couldn’t take any more. I took the long way around their chairs to hide my straining cock from them as much as possible and zipped into the loo as quickly as I could. In a shake I had my jeans and my briefs down around my ankles and in half a shake more my hand was flying up and down my prick. The first time anyone’s ever breached that perfect mouth. I thought of perfect mouths that no one—at least not me—had ever breached. (Plenty of leeway there—I had the whole population of the world for my fantasies, barring Hannah and Terry, with whom there’d been plenty of breaching.) Lavender: I’d had my hopes there but she hadn’t shared them. Fleur and a few dozen other Beauxbatons girls I’d never even spoken to. Susan. Dean, Seamus, Neville; umm: Neville. And Harry. How had I missed a moment with Harry? I knew he wasn’t into blokes, but I’ll bet I could have convinced him to give me a go anyway. Oh, Harry… Harry… Breaching Harry’s perfect mouth… My cock’s head sliding over his tongue… Unbelievably good… Yes; Harry… Suck it… Harry, Harry, Harry…
The orgasm was fantastic. I cleaned up, straightened my clothes, and went back out to the living room. If Charlie gave Bill a strange look I was careful not to notice—I was too busy being nonchalant.
Hogwarts: A History had actually managed to get interesting. Stories of trees being blown down in the Forbidden Forest, not too bad. The time the whole castle threatened to topple on the headmaster’s head, kind of intriguing. But Hermione had never told us about the sections on the sex lives of the various headmasters and headmistresses. Details about the chap who admired the “power” of men and wanted none of women, and how his “heart” throbbed. This was almost as good as Charlie’s book. The headmistress who had a “special tutorial” for some of the best (however that might be construed) seventh-year boys. All at once.
I don’t even remember dinner. And suddenly it was time for bed.
Once again I woke up in the middle of the night. And once again Charlie had his hard-on pressed against my hip. And once again Bill was stroking an impressive Weasley erection. Except this time Charlie was whispering “Ron” in my ear when he wasn’t licking the shell or nibbling on the lobe. And the erection in Bill’s hand was mine.
“We agreed,” said Charlie’s warm throaty voice in my ear, “that your attention perked up when I read about the prince wanking.”
“And we agreed,” Bill was now working on my other ear, “that more than your attention perked up when the prince was ploughing the wizard.”
“And when that delicate virgin mouth—”
“—was sliding down that thick wizarding prick—”
“—and the tongue was swirling around—”
“—and orgasm was imminent—”
“—and you rushed into the loo—”
“—with your boner almost tearing through your jeans—”
“—we agreed that maybe the thought of men with men wasn’t repellent to you—”
“—and that maybe we should help you take care of that.”
My hands were directed to the hard-ons on each side of me; Charlie began caressing my nuts and titillating the skin behind them; and the lips and tongues that had lately been teasing my ears began to explore my jaw, my eyebrows, my eyelids, my cheeks, the bridge of my nose… And finally, my mouth.
Under the onslaught of two gorgeous men (who just happened to love me besides) I was already gasping; so Charlie’s tongue had no barrier as it slid between my lips and teeth to stroke against my own. Bill took the opportunity to lick and nibble at my Adam’s apple while sliding a thumb along the line of my collarbone.
Charlie slowly teased my tongue out of my mouth as his retreated, and suddenly Bill’s face was pressed between ours, and somehow his tongue joined the dance, and someone’s hand (I’d lost track) stroked my prick a time too many, and my bum convulsed, and my spine convulsed, and my cock convulsed, and my spunk sprayed us all.
“Don’t worry, little brother,” someone sighed. “We’re just beginning.”
Charlie moved over me, rubbing his prick in my spendings as he nibbled on my jaw and throat. Bill took some too and spread it on his cock that he was rocking through my fist until I came to and took over the wanking myself. And Charlie came, and Bill came, and there was cum everywhere, especially on me. I was exhausted, and all three dicks were limp as a limp thing. I figured that was it. But I figured without the Egyptians.
Bill took his wand and tapped each of our used-up bits as he said,
“.yllis uoy kcuf nac I os em kcuS”
Of course that’s not what he said, and I have no reason to expect those squiggles are even words; in fact I strongly suspect that they’re unpronounceable. I just copied random bits out of one of Bill’s books to be impressive. But the thing is that my dick turned steel-hard again, and I was energised and ready for another round.
Bill straddled me. “You like hearing about Merlin riding Arthur, didn’t you?” he said, positioning me at his entrance. “Sliding down the princely prick?” He kept being Merlin to my Arthur as he spoke. “Up and down until they were both losing control?”
I couldn’t answer Bill because just at that moment Charlie’s hard-on slid across my mouth; and he shut Bill up at the same time by snogging him thoroughly. I opened my mouth and tried to wrap my tongue around that lovely flesh as it moved back and forth. Charlie eventually moved far enough that I was able to catch his tip in my mouth and start sucking him properly. While their tongues struggled together, each had one hand teasing one of my nipples and the other pulling each other’s cocks. My hands were gliding up Bill’s thighs, my thumbs pressing the flesh behind his ballsack. I began losing track of whose parts were whose—I definitely couldn’t tell you who orgasmed first or last.
Bill told us it was dangerous to use his Arabic spell again too soon, so we drifted off in a tangle of limbs.
We didn’t spend all of our time in bed. There were meals, there was more sharing of amusing stories (including some of the choicer bits of Hogwarts: A History), there were even more games of Exploding Snap and Gobstones. And still neither of them would play chess with me.
But we were never bored again. By the end of our stay there had been more wanking and sucking and frotting than any of us had ever had squeezed into such a short period, and each of us had fucked both the others several times over. If there was any experiment with double penetration, I for one plan to remain silent on the name of the intrepid shagee.
We never did notice when the weather improved to the point where Apparition was a viable choice—but then, who cared? What mattered was that we’d come for relaxation and relief and found it; that we’d spent time with people who were important to us and got really close to them.
And that there wasn’t enough cum left in the three of us combined to drown a gnat.
We’ve already booked the cabin for next summer.
Charlie’s readings came from these stories, all of which I highly recommend…
His Jim, by
abigail89. It’s a Star Trek story, where for my purposes I’ve substituted Merlin for McCoy and Arthur for Kirk.
Respite, by
thegrrrl2002. Supernatural, with Castiel becoming Merlin here, and Dean Arthur.
Truth Is a Whisper, by
seperis. This truly began life as Merlin/Arthur.
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Author: Brumeux (
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Pairing: Bill/Charlie/Ron
Rating: NC-17
Genre: PWP
Warnings: Incestuous threesome
Word Count: 3,927; but there are 309 words of quotation, making my contribution 3,618 words.
Summary: Scotland. A desert heath. Fog and filthy air. Three wizards meet. But instead of prophecies about the future of the Scottish monarchy, there’s Weasleycest.
Author’s Note: I’ve quoted a paragraph each from three fics. For the purposes of my story, yes; but also as a lure for you to go read the excellent pieces they come from. There are links at the end of this piece, the better for you to find them. Many, many thanks to my beta, M, who found (amid other things) an enormous plot hole almost before the story began; and to E, who filled it in.
Title: "Three Freckled Redheads"
Artist:
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Pairing: Ron/Bill/Charlie
Rating: PG
Media: Digital
Artist's Notes: There are more written, but basically the illustration revolves around this scene.
Curse breaker, Auror, dragon wrangler. One on medical leave for injuries, one on leave because stress was making a breakdown imminent, one simply on holiday from a physically exhausting job. It doesn’t really matter which was which. What mattered was that we three met in a little cabin on a desert heath in Scotland—and very glad to have just made it in time to shelter from the thunder, lightning, and rain of a chilly summer storm.
Bill and Charlie were still admiring the elements when I came back from a quick look around the cabin. “Uh, guys—didn’t the landlord say there were three beds?”
Bill had made the arrangements. He answered, “Of course. I wouldn’t have taken the place otherwise. Two bedrooms, three beds.”
I grimaced. “Then he lied. The bigger bedroom only has one big bed, not two singles.”
“We’ll manage,” Charlie said. “It’s all family.”
“Yeah, well, it’ll take a bit of managing,” I went on. “The bed in the other room is under a window that was left open. There’s a year’s healthy crop of mould growing on and in the mattress.”
“What?” cried Bill, rushing in to see it with his own eyes.
“It’s fairly foul,” I muttered to Charlie. “Good thing I’ve got a strong stomach, eh?” I laughed.
Bill returned fuming. “I’m going to call that Paddock bastard and get our money back.”
I looked at the bare mantel. “Unless you brought your own supply of Floo powder, mate, you’re not calling anyone.”
“Even better. In person I can get our money back and then strangle him. I’ll just Appa…”
Charlie grimaced. “Except the Apparition wards to keep previous guests from returning uninvited keep us from leaving, too. In this muck you’ll never find the ward boundaries, let alone your way back.”
Bill’s curses were lengthy and inventive.
We had known we’d be responsible for our own food, so we’d brought plenty along. On the other hand, we hadn’t expected to find that every pot and pan in the tiny kitchen area would be crusted in the residue of meals past. Lucky we were wizards—and had had Mum for a mum—so we knew spells to clean those up, unlike the mouldy bed. We’d be just as likely to set the thing on fire as dispel the mould.
Finally, tired from our travels and full of our supper we were ready for bed. It was the work of a moment to Transfigure the bed into one of a larger size, but there was still the matter of getting into it. Easy for Charlie to say it was all family, but as far as I could remember none of us brothers had shared a room, let alone a bed—always excepting Fred and George. And then there were pyjamas. Or rather, there weren’t. I hadn’t brought any and Bill was apparently used to sleeping in the raw, since he hooked his thumbs into the waistband of his pants; but he’d only moved them about half an inch before he caught our eyes. He had a sort of “I’m not going to be the first” look and snapped them back into place. Charlie? Charlie, for all I know, might have been accustomed to wear a clinging silky negligee—because by that time my attention was already caught up in a different question: with three people, one of them had to be in the middle. Squished by the others, with no room to spread out. (And I’m definitely a stretcher.) Stymied if you needed the loo in the middle of the night. And who would it be?
It wasn’t even open to a vote. Bill and Charlie pulled rank as older and therefore the middle spot was mine. We all climbed in in our underwear and settled down to sleep.
Exhaustion caught up with me, I guess. I just know I was out as soon as I climbed into bed and stayed out until morning. Maybe I was unable to stretch out, maybe I was haplessly squished, but if so I was happily unaware of it.
We didn’t pay much attention to the weather the next day. We had plenty to catch up on, as it had been I don’t know how long since we’d all been together. New and ever more complex and devilish—and fascinating—curses devised by the ancient Egyptians. The observation of the bizarre courtship rituals of a species of dragon that had never before bred in captivity. My own tales of the continued deviousness and deviance of Dark wizards. And of course gossip. Mostly my gossip, since Bill and Charlie knew most of the people I had to talk about.
That night of course, just as I had dreaded, I woke up needing the loo. I found Charlie snuggling his head on my shoulder with his hand wrapped around my forearm. I detached him as gently as I could, then turned to attempt crossing Bill without waking him. Only to find that even asleep he had his hand shoved into his pants working on an impressive erection (not that one would expect anything less than impressive from a Weasley). I managed to get over without significant contact, and by the time I got back Bill’s hand was resting on his chest and Charlie was facing in the opposite direction. The rest of the night was uneventful.
I was up first in the morning. Bleary-eyed, scratching his belly and rubbing his hair, Charlie joined me, yawning, “Where’d you get to, young Ron?” Then he saw I was munching granola bars. “Ooh: gimme,” he said and reached for one.
“Geroff, arse!” I pulled them into my lap to keep them from him.
“I’ll do you later,” he griped; and poked around for his own breakfast.
I finished my bars and was soon drumming my fingers on the table. “Why did we come up here again? I’m bored already.”
Just then Bill wandered in.
“Oh look.” Charlie bowed in his direction. “His lordship deigns to join us.”
Bill gave us an annoyed look. “I feel like I haven’t slept in a week.”
Really he did look a bit like death warmed up. But that was no reason to let him off lightly. I snickered. “Well, if you will spend half the night wanking…”
“I wasn’t wanking!”
“What would you like me to call it when you’ve got your fist shoved down your pants to pull on your hard-on? That’s the lovely sight I had to deal with when I woke up in the night.”
Bill’s response was a two-fingered salute.
He started rifling the pantry while Charlie and I laughed.
The fog had thickened overnight so that a person standing at one corner of the cabin wouldn’t be able to see the next corner, and it only worsened throughout the day. There was no question of going out: you’d be disoriented and lost in thirty steps. And like I said, we hadn’t thought to bring Floo powder.
We hadn’t really realised how much we’d been expecting long walks in the summer sunshine to get us energised and ready to get back to life. The weather had left us almost completely unprepared. Exploding Snap can only keep you entertained for so long. Gobstones likewise. Not surprisingly, neither of them would play chess with me, but they tried each other for a while.
“Three to you and three to me,” said Charlie after a while.
“And three to me just on principle,” I added, an edge to my voice because of boredom.
“Calm down,” said Bill. “Didn’t Harry give you some Muggle games?”
I’d forgotten the sack Harry had Reducio’d for us. I had good hopes, seeing as he’d spoken well of them; but it seemed he hadn’t really thought about there just being the three of us. He’d put in things with names like “Cluedo” and “Apples to Apples” that we found needed more than three players to be enjoyed properly. And he’d put far fewer things in that sack than I’d thought.
In the rota we’d set up for fixing meals lunch was my job. I stretched out making sandwiches as much as was humanly possible just because it was something to do. And we ate slowly, and I did the washing up slowly. But despite my efforts to shorten the coming afternoon, it promised to be a repeat of the morning. Everyone’s nerves began to fray.
When time came for dinner it was Charlie’s turn. He started on stew, but at Bill’s comment that it smelled like it was made with frog toes and lizard legs Charlie threw a spoon at him and walked off, leaving Bill to finish.
The day was not a success. And even though it looked fair to be a dismal night too, we turned in early.
I kept waking up from Charlie’s nudging, but I’d just dislodge his hand or give him a little shove and he’d move off. The last time, though, he had his arm clear across my chest, and his leg was slung over mine with the knee pulled so far up it was pressing against my dick. His cheek was rubbing gently against my shoulder and he was murmuring something I couldn’t catch; and his hard cock was rubbing not so gently against my hip. In the meantime on my other side, Bill had his pants shoved down to his thighs and was bashing the bishop and moaning while his head moved from side to side. There was an occasional “yes” mixed in with the moans.
Rampant hard-ons and sleeping sex to my left and to my right, and pressure on my prick—well, you’d get hard too, wouldn’t you? But I put my brothers out of my head. Instead I put Hannah Abbot on my right and Terry Boot on my left; both, as I knew from experience, attentive and flexible lovers—although I’d never been with both at the same time. So I imagined Terry’s tongue in my mouth while Hannah stroked my cock; alternating with Hannah’s tongue and Terry’s hand—and all the time Charlie’s knee providing real stimulation in lieu of their hands—it wasn’t long before I shot. And before I could get to my wand under my pillow, Charlie’s frotting had got him off too. So I cleaned my own spunk off me, and Charlie’s off him, his pants, the sheets, and me. And I should have known better than to bother putting my wand away because I had to take care of Bill’s mess as soon as I had.
How I was going to get through the week with orgasms surrounding me I had no idea.
Staying in bed—alone—the whole next day was unfortunately not a realistic option, so thank goodness Bill had an inspiration before we could start hating each other. He conjured up a book. It seemed so obvious once he’d done it and Charlie and I immediately followed suit. I had a couple of books on Quidditch and Quidditch players waiting for me on the table next to my bed at home, but somehow Harry and I had found ourselves promising Hermione that—as a birthday present to her—we’d read Hogwarts: A History before September so we could talk about it with her. As I reluctantly pulled up a copy of it I just hoped I could stay awake. Harry and I love her dearly, but there are times when having an obsessive bookworm for a best friend has its drawbacks. I expected it would be just as boring as the day before had been (after all, whether in Hermione’s favourite book or in Professor Binns’s class, goblin wars are goblin wars), but it would be a completely different kind of boring. I wouldn’t be getting on my brothers’ nerves nor they on mine.
Bill fetched a book he said was hilarious: supposedly about wizards (although no wizards anyone would have thought imaginable) at an Unseen University. Like Hogwarts? I wondered; that Muggles can’t see? Charlie said he taken something at random. It turned out to be something like a collection of short stories about King Arthur—“except,” he said, “in some lunatic world where Uther is still alive, and Arthur is living with him, and—” he nearly choked laughing “—and Merlin—Merlin is Arthur’s servant!” It did sound like Charlie got the best deal.
The way things had been going, that night I was half expecting a big purple dildo being wielded on one side of me and some auto-fellatio on the other side. But Bill’s dreams were apparently peaceful and innocent; and while Charlie did cuddle up to me, he was turned on his other side—I got his back and his bum pressed against me, but no nuzzling or rutting. But the expectations had me unable to close my eyes, sure that things would start happening the moment I did so; and they also had me half-hard. I did not have a restful night.
Still, the next day was better. Bill started reading some of the funnier bits from his book, and Charlie finally shared with us the fact that his book was pure pornography. It turned out that Merlin was not only Arthur’s servant, but his lover; and they were having sex nearly non-stop.
“Listen to this,” he said.
His prince—no, his Arthur—is seated on his bed, completely naked and stroking his cock. There are many words he can use to describe his Arthur: intelligent, arrogant, assholely, commanding, self-destructive. But the only word that comes to mind in this moment is beautiful. Arthur is a study in contrasts: flat planes and gently sculpted muscles, bare matte skin and dense blond hair, wildly passionate and fiercely focused. Watching Arthur work his gorgeous cock in the early morning light makes the heaviness of the past eighteen hours in a very busy castle dissipate like clouds.
Prince. Naked. Wanking. Yeah, that gave me a tingle where it counts. Fortunately there was the rebuilding of the Astronomy Tower to convince myself I was not really turned on—I mean listening. But then:
“Oh, this one’s even hotter. They’re actually fucking.”
Feet pulled up, Arthur dug his heels in, feet slipping on the sleek wood of the floor as he thrust up into Merlin. Merlin moaned, pushing down hard, driving Arthur deep inside, fingers digging into Arthur’s shoulders and there was nothing better than seeing Merlin lose control, to see him desperate and needy, his skin shiny with sweat, shirt hanging off his shoulders, his hard cock jutting forward. Arthur slid his hands over Merlin’s lean thighs, fingers gliding over slick skin and then he took hold of Merlin’s cock.
This was not good. Topping from the bottom is a special turn-on for me. I hadn’t had a lot of chance to do it—Terry really preferred bottoming from the bottom. Still… There was more than a tingle this time. I crossed my legs hoping Bill and Charlie wouldn’t notice I was hard.
But Charlie was quiet. Bill had finished his book and had conjured another by the same author. “Hey! You won’t believe this: Death is a major character. He walks around talking. Not that anyone can see him. He…”
Charlie broke in. “A virgin! Arthur’s a virgin! Merlin hasn’t shagged him yet but…”
Merlin looks at the blond head bent over his cock and wonders dazedly if it’s the feel of Arthur’s mouth, uncertain but growing more sure, or the sight of him bent over and taking Merlin’s cock that makes him shudder. Curling a leg over Arthur’s, Merlin holds as still as he can, petting Arthur as he opens his mouth, the head sliding over his tongue, and it’s unbelievably good. Running his heel down Arthur’s calf, Merlin whispers, “God, yes, that’s good, Arthur, take more, you can do it,” and losing his breath when Arthur does. Stroking shaking fingers over Arthur’s cheek, Merlin fights the urge to close his eyes, wanting to see Arthur do this, the first time anyone’s ever breached that perfect mouth.
That was it. I couldn’t take any more. I took the long way around their chairs to hide my straining cock from them as much as possible and zipped into the loo as quickly as I could. In a shake I had my jeans and my briefs down around my ankles and in half a shake more my hand was flying up and down my prick. The first time anyone’s ever breached that perfect mouth. I thought of perfect mouths that no one—at least not me—had ever breached. (Plenty of leeway there—I had the whole population of the world for my fantasies, barring Hannah and Terry, with whom there’d been plenty of breaching.) Lavender: I’d had my hopes there but she hadn’t shared them. Fleur and a few dozen other Beauxbatons girls I’d never even spoken to. Susan. Dean, Seamus, Neville; umm: Neville. And Harry. How had I missed a moment with Harry? I knew he wasn’t into blokes, but I’ll bet I could have convinced him to give me a go anyway. Oh, Harry… Harry… Breaching Harry’s perfect mouth… My cock’s head sliding over his tongue… Unbelievably good… Yes; Harry… Suck it… Harry, Harry, Harry…
The orgasm was fantastic. I cleaned up, straightened my clothes, and went back out to the living room. If Charlie gave Bill a strange look I was careful not to notice—I was too busy being nonchalant.
Hogwarts: A History had actually managed to get interesting. Stories of trees being blown down in the Forbidden Forest, not too bad. The time the whole castle threatened to topple on the headmaster’s head, kind of intriguing. But Hermione had never told us about the sections on the sex lives of the various headmasters and headmistresses. Details about the chap who admired the “power” of men and wanted none of women, and how his “heart” throbbed. This was almost as good as Charlie’s book. The headmistress who had a “special tutorial” for some of the best (however that might be construed) seventh-year boys. All at once.
I don’t even remember dinner. And suddenly it was time for bed.
Once again I woke up in the middle of the night. And once again Charlie had his hard-on pressed against my hip. And once again Bill was stroking an impressive Weasley erection. Except this time Charlie was whispering “Ron” in my ear when he wasn’t licking the shell or nibbling on the lobe. And the erection in Bill’s hand was mine.
“We agreed,” said Charlie’s warm throaty voice in my ear, “that your attention perked up when I read about the prince wanking.”
“And we agreed,” Bill was now working on my other ear, “that more than your attention perked up when the prince was ploughing the wizard.”
“And when that delicate virgin mouth—”
“—was sliding down that thick wizarding prick—”
“—and the tongue was swirling around—”
“—and orgasm was imminent—”
“—and you rushed into the loo—”
“—with your boner almost tearing through your jeans—”
“—we agreed that maybe the thought of men with men wasn’t repellent to you—”
“—and that maybe we should help you take care of that.”
My hands were directed to the hard-ons on each side of me; Charlie began caressing my nuts and titillating the skin behind them; and the lips and tongues that had lately been teasing my ears began to explore my jaw, my eyebrows, my eyelids, my cheeks, the bridge of my nose… And finally, my mouth.
Under the onslaught of two gorgeous men (who just happened to love me besides) I was already gasping; so Charlie’s tongue had no barrier as it slid between my lips and teeth to stroke against my own. Bill took the opportunity to lick and nibble at my Adam’s apple while sliding a thumb along the line of my collarbone.
Charlie slowly teased my tongue out of my mouth as his retreated, and suddenly Bill’s face was pressed between ours, and somehow his tongue joined the dance, and someone’s hand (I’d lost track) stroked my prick a time too many, and my bum convulsed, and my spine convulsed, and my cock convulsed, and my spunk sprayed us all.
“Don’t worry, little brother,” someone sighed. “We’re just beginning.”
Charlie moved over me, rubbing his prick in my spendings as he nibbled on my jaw and throat. Bill took some too and spread it on his cock that he was rocking through my fist until I came to and took over the wanking myself. And Charlie came, and Bill came, and there was cum everywhere, especially on me. I was exhausted, and all three dicks were limp as a limp thing. I figured that was it. But I figured without the Egyptians.
Bill took his wand and tapped each of our used-up bits as he said,
“.yllis uoy kcuf nac I os em kcuS”
Of course that’s not what he said, and I have no reason to expect those squiggles are even words; in fact I strongly suspect that they’re unpronounceable. I just copied random bits out of one of Bill’s books to be impressive. But the thing is that my dick turned steel-hard again, and I was energised and ready for another round.
Bill straddled me. “You like hearing about Merlin riding Arthur, didn’t you?” he said, positioning me at his entrance. “Sliding down the princely prick?” He kept being Merlin to my Arthur as he spoke. “Up and down until they were both losing control?”
I couldn’t answer Bill because just at that moment Charlie’s hard-on slid across my mouth; and he shut Bill up at the same time by snogging him thoroughly. I opened my mouth and tried to wrap my tongue around that lovely flesh as it moved back and forth. Charlie eventually moved far enough that I was able to catch his tip in my mouth and start sucking him properly. While their tongues struggled together, each had one hand teasing one of my nipples and the other pulling each other’s cocks. My hands were gliding up Bill’s thighs, my thumbs pressing the flesh behind his ballsack. I began losing track of whose parts were whose—I definitely couldn’t tell you who orgasmed first or last.
Bill told us it was dangerous to use his Arabic spell again too soon, so we drifted off in a tangle of limbs.
We didn’t spend all of our time in bed. There were meals, there was more sharing of amusing stories (including some of the choicer bits of Hogwarts: A History), there were even more games of Exploding Snap and Gobstones. And still neither of them would play chess with me.
But we were never bored again. By the end of our stay there had been more wanking and sucking and frotting than any of us had ever had squeezed into such a short period, and each of us had fucked both the others several times over. If there was any experiment with double penetration, I for one plan to remain silent on the name of the intrepid shagee.
We never did notice when the weather improved to the point where Apparition was a viable choice—but then, who cared? What mattered was that we’d come for relaxation and relief and found it; that we’d spent time with people who were important to us and got really close to them.
And that there wasn’t enough cum left in the three of us combined to drown a gnat.
We’ve already booked the cabin for next summer.
Charlie’s readings came from these stories, all of which I highly recommend…
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